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'Ladies and gentlemen'

2
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give it up for Man
Mountain Malloy

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'the strongest man
in Gotham City!'

4
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Ho-hum.

5
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You know clowns
are evil, don't you?

6
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Ooh, tough guy.

7
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Especially that clown.

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If you think he's buff, folks

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get a load of me.

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Hide your families, Gotham

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'cause when joker goes jumbo

12
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he'll snap your twigs!

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Whoa. Big.

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Batgirl.

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You're way dinkier
than I expected.

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Being a criminal genius

17
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just doesn't cut it these days.

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You need brawn to
compliment the brains.

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I think I better join a gym.

20
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'Now we know who stole
bane's power infusion module'

21
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'from Gotham PD's
evidence lock-up.'

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A crazy crime
clown running amuck

23
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with the strength from Bane!

24
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But what did he
steal at a circus?

25
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The box office.

26
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That seems rather small potatoes

27
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for a giant joker.

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The entire box office.

29
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No doubt a warm-up
for a bigger workout.

30
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'I need to bulk up.'

31
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I can't let the Batman
have a weakling for backup.

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Ninety-nine, ugh, one hundred..

33
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Oh.

34
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Twenty-thousand more reps

35
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and I'll have "Iron
Pumping Muscles Of Steel."

36
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Barb, are you ready for..

37
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'...school?'

38
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Uh, did I mention I'm
taking a new elective, pop?

39
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Competitive body building.

40
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That's my girl.

41
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Thank you all for
joining us this morning.

42
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'To symbolize Gotham City's'

43
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'prominent place in
the global community'

44
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we unveil our new landmark.

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The Gotham Globe!

46
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'Gold-plated!'

47
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As valuable as
it is heavy, I bet.

48
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Don't bother wrapping it.

49
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I'll take this little
bauble as is.

50
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Today Gotham..

51
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Tomorrow the world.

52
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- Bye, sweetie. Be good.
- Define good.

53
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Gordon. Joker
walked away with it?

54
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I'm on my way.

55
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You go, pop.

56
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Round two with Joker.

57
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Hmm! Pull it together,
Barb. The bat needs you.

58
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Thanks, Alfred.

59
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Early start. Haven't
had my coffee.

60
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But Joker's already
had his protein shake.

61
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Huh?

62
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Put down the globe!

63
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It's all yours, officer.

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Have a ball!

65
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Hey, I got a fab new figure

66
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and you got a fab new Batmobile.

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Show and tell's over, Joker.

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Whoo!

69
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Um, ouch.

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You only have yourself
to blame for me, Batsey.

71
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We've always taken turns
outsmarting each other

72
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but you had the muscle

73
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so I thought I'd stack
the odds in my favor.

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Back for more, tiny?

75
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Um, bring it on?

76
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Well, Jim, that girl didn't
score very high in that round.

77
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Let's see if joker can top
her in the discus throw.

78
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Whoa!

79
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Joker takes the gold!

80
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Plan. You hit clown
boy high, I hit him low.

81
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He's out of your league.

82
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I've been working out, you know.

83
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For your own safety, stay back.

84
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- Oh!
- Hey! Who's up for dodge ball?

85
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Up here if you need me.

86
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Welcome to my world, Bats!

87
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And Planet Joker
is a world of hurt.

88
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'Heads up!'

89
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Look out!

90
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Bye!

91
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Whew! Need me yet?

92
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- 'Sir?'
- I'll need more backup.

93
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Prepare for special delivery.

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Batman.

95
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Not good.

96
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Next up, Jim, we have
a new sporting event!

97
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The Batmobile Toss!

98
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Where do you think you're going?

99
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I'm not through
with you, weakling.

100
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Oh, if Batman can't beat
super clown, how can I?

101
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Whoa.

102
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A Bat Robot?

103
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Or... a muscle suit.

104
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I won't ask again, Batsey.

105
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Hand over your milk money.

106
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Ooh, Batgirl, you stepped
up to heavyweight class!

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'Here goes nothin'.'

108
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Yes!

109
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How many rounds can you
go with Sugar Ray Joker?

110
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Let's find out.

111
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'Uh-oh. Retro thrusters?'

112
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Whoa!

113
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You're a klutz, tiny.

114
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Okay. Where's the
tutorial on this thing?

115
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She didn't.

116
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'His weak spot.'

117
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Whoopsie!

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Priceless!

119
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'With shtick like that, Batgal'

120
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you may have a future in comedy!

121
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Which is more than I
can say for the Batman!

122
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'I predict he doesn't
have a future at all.'

123
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Ta-ta, tiny!

124
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Great. I can't get
up, and I can't eject.

125
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I had to land on
the escape hatch.

126
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Batman needs my help.

127
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Think, Barbara.

128
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Think outside the box.

129
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Glad I took gymnastics.

130
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I'll get the hang
of this muscle suit.

131
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'At least it's gonna lead
me straight to Batman.'

132
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'Wakey, wakey, Batsey-watsey.'

133
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Can't let you sleep through
your own demise, you know?

134
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'Hope you like carnival games.'

135
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Allow me to demonstrate.

136
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Get the picture?

137
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With you gone, Batsey,
there'll be no one to stop me

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from kicking sand
in Gotham's face.

139
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- You forget about Batgirl.
- That pipsqueak?

140
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If she stands in my way

141
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I'll just scrape
her off my shoe.

142
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Now time to ring your bell.

143
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Mama's boy? Just warming up.

144
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Okay. Now I'm pumped.

145
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Huh?

146
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:03,995
You're going down, clown.

147
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You again?

148
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Good girl.

149
00:17:19,019 --> 00:17:21,005
Huh?

150
00:17:36,017 --> 00:17:39,000
Whoa. Cheap shot.

151
00:17:42,003 --> 00:17:44,003
Oh, no.

152
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Batman?

153
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,019
Ugh!

154
00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:05,007
Huh?

155
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:16,982
Batarangs? Uh, tried
that. Didn't hurt him.

156
00:18:17,006 --> 00:18:20,987
'Wait. Batman's aiming
for Joker's fuel pump.'

157
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He's using brain to beat brawn.

158
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Sorry, Batsey.

159
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But only the strong survive.

160
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Pardon me, but a tin can is
just begging to be opened.

161
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I'm tiny, Joker.

162
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You can't reach me.

163
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Ugh! Oh!

164
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No!

165
00:19:42,019 --> 00:19:45,011
I'm still bigger than you.

166
00:19:47,016 --> 00:19:50,016
But not me, bully.

167
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Look what I found.

168
00:19:59,014 --> 00:20:00,987
Smart move there.

169
00:20:01,011 --> 00:20:02,993
Muscles aren't everything.

170
00:20:03,017 --> 00:20:06,988
Sometimes brains
are better than brawn.

171
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And sometimes being
tiny can be a strength.